Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My Dad's a bikerand he regularly used to pick me up from school on the bike (instant kudos, which I still managed to piss away, but anyway). One time he came straight from work and consequently only had one crash helmet, so rode home bare headed with me wearing the lid.
Actually, that's not terrible parenting, that's pretty decent of him.
Ok, have a link to some quite deranged New Zealanders, who are battling with the NZ courts to name their kid "4real". If that's not bad enough, if they're unsuccessful they'll call the kid "superman". Does anyone else think people should require a license to breed?
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