Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Smart now but...Years ago when I was real young around 4 I seen my dad smoking and was fascinated by it. I asked him for one and of course he said no.
Fast foward a week, my dad was out at work and I was at home with my mam when I found a pack of ciggies. I then proceeded to put one in my mouth.
I walked around with thinking I was the bees knees until my mam seen me, she hates my dad smoking and when she seen me she probably felt worried.
So what does she do? well she nips it in the bud. She asked me do you want to smoke? and of couse I said yes. So then she went and lit it.
As soon as I inhaled I started blowing chunks and extingushed the cigarette with my own vomit. Then she asked me again if I wanted another one and of course I said no.
To this day I have not tried a cigarette since why lung cancer, stained teeth or bad breath? nope because I am afraid if I inhale that I will get sick and look like a proper tit.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:28, Reply)
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