Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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QotwIn my fourth year of secondary school i had the misfortune of doing standard grade computing in a class of utter fuckwits who could barely turn the things on, thus class was mostly spent ignoring the Neanderthals at the back of the class grunting and {probably} fornicating with themselves, thats when they bothered to turn up.
anyway, this class was taught by a RELIGOUS EDUCATION teacher who confessed she knew nothing about computers and would learn the coursework the week beforehand at a college evening class.
so, said teacher is VERY naive, even for an RE teacher.
Now, 1 boy in the class' name was William Cumming {can u see where this is going}. One day William is not present in class, he is skipping, scoffing, skiving, playing hookie, etc.
Teacher "has any1 seen William Cumming in the toilets?"
Class: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" {general pee ur pants laffing}
Teacher "y exactly ru all laffing?"
She GENUINELY had no clue. I still dont think she got it to this very day.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 2:45,
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