Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Moral High GroundMrs Coops is a teacher, and over the years has seen many examples of 'wonderful' parenting - but my favourite has to be the story of the kid caught dealing weed in school.
Aparently you're not allowed to expell the little sh#ts for drug offences - nowadays schools suspend kids and have to offer them 'support' and 'action plans' and 'positive assessments' all of which are worked out at a meeting between the school staff, parents of the dealing scumbag, local council education department and some shrinks.
So everyone in one such rather large meeting, including the headteacher was shocked when the mother piped up and said:
"Mr Headteacher, I assure you I don't 'ave drugs in my house... if I want a spliff I'll go out in the garden."
Well thats O.K then...
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 6:25,
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