Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Oh, I've got more...My brother tripped over a toy and spent the entire weekend in agony as my mum refused to believe that he'd broken his arm. He'd broken his arm.
It must've looked suspcious after she also managed to dislocate his shoulder by thinking she could just stretch his arm instead of unstrapping him from the push chair to press a button in an elevator.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:40, Reply)
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