Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My mental mother...Literally mental. She would:
Tell me asthma and TB are not good excuses for not wanting to breath in her fag smoke.
Feed me food I'm allergic to, then scream at me for being lazy when I started fainting from oxygen deprevation.
Blamed me for wrecking her life, by being born while she was still a teenager... cos I'm responcible for my own conception apparently..
And more recently, when I got pregnant "you only did this to hurt me" ... um, what? Then when I lost the baby "Its your fault 'cos you didnt get your hair cut short"... WTF?
My mum, schitzophrenic, but entertaining
Length... some
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:33, Reply)
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