Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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naive swearingMrs spluff driving around with the kids, gets cut up and proceeds to call the bloke a wanker. Nothing wrong with that at all. I am told this by my 9 year old son. Conversation goes like this:
Son: Mum swore at someone in the car today.
Me: Really what did she say?
Son: I cant tell you its swearing.
Me: Oh ok then
Son: She said wank with E and R on the end!
I nearly shat. Bless him.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, Reply)
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