Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Geordie mothers. Awesome.A Geordie Charver mother, with baby in the trolley whizzing around the local Kwik Save, she flees around a corner a little too fast causing the baby to 'over balance' in the seat and catch it's head on the edge of a shelving unit. The baby is screaming in pain, to which the soothing mother barks
"WATCH YA FUCKING HEED, YA DIVI"
i had laugh/cry at the same time - what chance do these kids have?
i can't comment on it's validity mind... my mate told me this story as gospel. but it's can't be true - can it?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:07, Reply)
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