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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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When I was about 6, my Mum was in the bathroom putting red dye in her hair. The red colour was all over her head, and a bit was running down her face.I asked her, "What's that Mum?" To which she replied "Ive cut myself, and I'm bleeding to death!"
Cue long, agonised scream of terror, followed by sniggering.
Thanks Mum.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:16, Reply)

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