Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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childhood vodka dilemaIt was just before christmas about a year ago and while on the lower deck of a bus going into Croydon town centre, I was unfortunate to be sat just in front of a total scrote of a mother and her three unwashed offspring. The eldest of these was about 10 years old and she was actually asking him what kind of alchohol he thought the baby would want with his christmas dinner. Vodka was his reply, and he thought it should be with orange juice.
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