Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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not actually my parents but...i remember when i was little i was on one of those shitty little trains that are in family parks and i saw a kid grab a tenner from the floor. the parents who had been completely ignoring there kids turned round grabbed it and said they would buy some fags with it. the kid creid, they laughed.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 12:39, Reply)
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