Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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When I worked in London, a few years ago......looking out the window one day, I saw a little girl of about 6 wandering along apparently alone.
Just as I was thinking "Cor, she's a bit young to be out on her own" her Mum appeared, bellowing at the top of her lungs:
"Come on, keep up will you you fucking cunt?!"
Wow, she's going to learn to be so respectful... O_o
EDIT: And I'd just like to second what KennyBumFish said too =)
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:16, Reply)
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