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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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THERALENE ™ baby and the small whip
i was a THERALENE kid.(i think it's called VALLERGAN ™ in UK, NEDELTRAN ™ in Dutch and TEMARIL ™ in USA) pretty close to opiates

back in the seventies it was very common for doctors to prescribe it to hyperactive childs (i was just a little turbulent)

my mum found it great and told the doc:" since i give him a table spoon of THERALENE ™ everynight he sleeps like a marmot..she didn't mention that i also frequently pissed my bed =/

also my parents had this little whip, it was made of a wooden handle and had 10 or 12 strips of leather about 20 cms long..they mostly used it to threaten me =) i don't remember being beaten so much but i had a few whipping on my butt (probably deserved)

one day we were moving from our house to a city flat and while helping unpacking things with mum i saw the whip in a cardboard full of other items she hadn't yet gone through. i hid it under my pullover, went to the kitchen window at the back of the flat, there was this cool bushy private garden, perfect!!

i proceeded and threw it away as far as i could , unfortunately i hadn't noticed this huge weeping willow and the small whip got entangled
in the branches and stayed there forever, just in front of the kitchen window..

i could see it everyday during breakfasts, lunches and dinners for years...that was even more traumatizing.
parents never noticed it.

length? 20 cms long leather strips
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:28, Reply)

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