Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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super whoreI was once going out with a girl who lived with her mum, sister and brother in the middle of a horrible council estate in South London.
This woman (who very closely resembled a massive white sow) thought it would be a good idea for her 7 and 8 year old daughters to raise their baby brother while she went out and fucked her way around Suttons kebab shops.
She once came home and drunkely miscarried on the toilet, then fell asleep on it and was found by one of the kids many hours later.
This continued until they were about 17 and 18, when I came into the scene. One night quite early on into the relationship I stayed over at her house. I woke up in the morning and me and the girlfriend went downstairs for a cup of tea. The baby brother was now 9 years old and was sitting on the floor playing on his super nintendo.
The mum walks into the lounge with the most fucking sinister looking Borat type Kebab shop worker behind her. She turns to him and says "go on, you can give it to him now" Borat rummages around and pulls out a new computer game which is flung at the kid. Even though he was only 9, he was bright enough and I knew what he was thinking "my mum fucks guys from kebab shops and like a common whore, he bought her for a computer game"
To be fair the girls did a great job bringing him up and I think they all escaped pretty unharmed.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:58, Reply)
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