Terrible Parenting
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Soap
When i was about 9/10, the toothpaste had run out, i naturally shouted to my mum to bring a fresh tube. Instead my dad appeared and we ended up brushing our teeth together. With Imperial Leather hand soap.
Not too sure if that's funny or bad.
Hmmmm
( , Sun 19 Aug 2007, 8:31, Reply)
When i was about 9/10, the toothpaste had run out, i naturally shouted to my mum to bring a fresh tube. Instead my dad appeared and we ended up brushing our teeth together. With Imperial Leather hand soap.
Not too sure if that's funny or bad.
Hmmmm
( , Sun 19 Aug 2007, 8:31, Reply)
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