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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I'm not going to write about my parent's continuous arguing and bitching or dad's (notice lack of caps) alcohol fuelled misery but I'm going to say that I'm glad (or disappointed?) that it seems that I'm not the only one that had a selfish fucker for a parent and that I hope that we, as the next generation, can learn not to be complete cunts to our kids just because we're bigger than them.

I'd like to say that I believe that my dad regrets his contemptable ways now but he's dead and prolly pissed anyway.

Fuck 'em all. Sorry, no joke to end it with.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 8:18, Reply)

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