Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Trying too hardA mate's mum is super crazy when it comes to her boys. she was at every sporting event and ceremony, literally screaming her lungs out to support her boys.
My first encounter with her was her walking up and down the swimming pool at a school gala shouting for her sone to win. He did.
Rumour has it she tripped the wing at a rugby game once from the sidelines....
Now she just complains that they listen to rock music and don't go to church often enough...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 11:39, Reply)
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