My dad is the dictionary definition of TWUNT
I’m not saying that lack of a decent male role model turned me into a total lezza, I know better, but from the following examples you can see why people would think it.

I was in a horrific road accident as a kid, leaving your 7 year old to look after your 3 year old playing in a very busy car park was apparently perfectly okay in the 70s (no my surname isn’t McCann)


So anyway when I’m 10 and have to have yet another scary medical procedure which involves putting balloons under my scalp and then having liquid injected into them every week to stretch the skin so I don’t have to live with a massive bald patch for ever. Does this sound painful? Well it f*cking well was. I was a brave little soldier though and didn’t complain much until the week I had to have stitches out AND injections. This was too much to bare and I started to have a bit of a petrified hissy fit it was one or the other not both. My dad told me off for “Showing him up in front of the doctors”. He thinks he’s got nose cancer every time he sneezes hypochondriac TWUNT.


I couldn’t go to school for about 3 months and my mum couldn’t take anymore time off work to look after me so It was decided that I would stay with my jobless father(he quit his job when they got divorced to avoid paying child support) and his jobless wife. However the Saturday before my mum was due to go back to work and TWUNT was due to start looking after his child he informs my 14 year old sister that other child care arrangements will have to be made. Note the cowardly b*stard can’t face his ex wife. I had to stay with a school mates mum.

Cowardly, hypochondriac, dole scum TWUNT. If you ever need a kidney daddy dearest you know better than to ask.
(DryGoldfish, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 12:58, Reply)