Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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...Bad ParentingMy old woman was a full on cntrol freak while we were kids, running our family like some sort of mafia don, nothing of the level of some folk on here, but I wish to offer some advice on your sweet sweet revenge...
Find the rattiest old-folks home you can, and have them sectioned! My mother lives in fear of this these days, and shat a brick when an anonomous white van pulled up outside their house on mothers day (was actually delivering flowers)...
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BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:03,
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