Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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EmmaEmma, was our dog, our lovely border collie.
We went on holiday, Emma was sent to a "doggy kennel". Unfortunatly she "died" whilst on holiday.
Flash forward a couple of years and I learn that she didnt actually die, they gave her away but figured it would be easier (on them) to tell me she'd died.
Oh and there was my favorite teddy bear that "went to teddy heaven" read "Manky so thrown out".
Oh and there the being left in the car senarios as well.
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