Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Was it me?There are always the signs that your folks or other don't accept you for who you are.
When I was a toddler I had a good relationship with our border collie. such a good one that we used to fight like brothers, over the dog food.
Instead of keeping us apart what did my folks do? They fed me freaking dog food to stop us from fighting.
To this day my bark is still worse than my bite
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:50, Reply)
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