Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Uncle funMay have mentioned this one before, but my uncle forced his five sons to cut up their Christmas bikes with hacksaws because they woke him up on the morning of the 25th.
Like father like son. His father was woken from an afternoon nap by the day old chickens my mother had brought home. He threw them all against a wall, killing them instantly. And he molested his eldest daughter.
Happy families.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 16:58, Reply)
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