Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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But Dad I was bluffing!!During my teenage years I'm amazed my old chap and I never killed eachother.
One day I threatened to report him to Childline..
The bastard shrugged and handed me the phone.
I think even jail for him at this point was a more appealing option than living with a teenage me.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 23:03, Reply)
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