Terrible Parenting
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Never Take Rides from Strangers
Was probably the only lesson my parents never taught me when I was really young.
When I was young (I'd say about ten) we went for a vacation to P.E.I. (wow!). Rented house and all. One day, we all took a long stroll down the road to the beach. Quite quickly after we got there, my brother managed to slice his foot open on a rock. Cue my mom and dad running back to the house with him leaving me and my older sister to walk back. Not a problem, even though I'm tired. I went there barefoot, but the road was rocky, so my dad gave me his oversized sandals before he went off running. Well with that and me being tired, I was extremely slow and my sister got tired of me lagging behind. Wasn't long before everyone was out of sight and I had no idea where I was.
Cue a strange man in a Jeep. I give him my story, that I'm there on vacation, the place we're staying is down the road somewhere, but I have no clue. He offers to give me a ride down the road, to try and find the house. Not knowing not to, I oblige. After a bit of driving, I see the house, I thank him, and he lets me out. Nice guy.
Of course my parents are happy to see that I actually made it home, though a little ticked off that I had taken this random ride from a random stranger. Guess they were a little late with the no rides from strangers thing. I Still didn't quite get it after that, clearly getting a ride from strangers can help in a predicament.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2007, 3:51, Reply)
Was probably the only lesson my parents never taught me when I was really young.
When I was young (I'd say about ten) we went for a vacation to P.E.I. (wow!). Rented house and all. One day, we all took a long stroll down the road to the beach. Quite quickly after we got there, my brother managed to slice his foot open on a rock. Cue my mom and dad running back to the house with him leaving me and my older sister to walk back. Not a problem, even though I'm tired. I went there barefoot, but the road was rocky, so my dad gave me his oversized sandals before he went off running. Well with that and me being tired, I was extremely slow and my sister got tired of me lagging behind. Wasn't long before everyone was out of sight and I had no idea where I was.
Cue a strange man in a Jeep. I give him my story, that I'm there on vacation, the place we're staying is down the road somewhere, but I have no clue. He offers to give me a ride down the road, to try and find the house. Not knowing not to, I oblige. After a bit of driving, I see the house, I thank him, and he lets me out. Nice guy.
Of course my parents are happy to see that I actually made it home, though a little ticked off that I had taken this random ride from a random stranger. Guess they were a little late with the no rides from strangers thing. I Still didn't quite get it after that, clearly getting a ride from strangers can help in a predicament.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2007, 3:51, Reply)
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