Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My parents were greatBut it didn't stop me from being a proper little shit.
I was aged about 5 and was fighting with my brother again, so they shut me in my room. As always I absolutely trashed the place, pulled all the books off the shelves, ripped the sheets off the bed and so on. But this one time I went one step further.
I had a dump n the middle of the floor and used my brothers favourite book to wipe my arse. Ha.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 9:07, Reply)
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