Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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dole parentsit seems the only way to get what you deserve from the government is to either have:
1. more kids than you can afford or manage
2. have been in the system so long you could get NVQ level 4 at playing the game.
This stops a lot of genuine cases of hardship get f*ck all and cause spiralling misery.
It particularly pains me as we can't have kids when i see the shit state a lot of chav parents let their kids get into.
There's a set of happy thoughts.
Bunnies and kittens are good parents. They can't help but be fluffeh to each other. Unless their offspring is disabled or there is not enough food in which case they kill them.
Its easy to maintain a fluffeh world. If humans do it they are likened to Hitler.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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