Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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BilboMy boss once punched a guy out for saying that "Hawk the Slayer" was rubbish.
Good for you I said.
He disagrees and reckons that he was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what he should have said was "Dad, you're right, but let's give Krull a try and we'll discuss it later."
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 15:10, Reply)
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