Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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goddam you greencloudi am going to be singing those songs all bloody day. inside my head so i don't get arrested.
just seen two clients where the son made his big, beefy father cry by being in so much debt that his dad is having to take out a mortgage to help him. does that count?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 15:26,
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