Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Seems to me...That anyone responsible enough, intelligent enough and caring enough to be allowed to have kids would choose not to have them in the first place Which rather puts a stick in the evolution spokes. It's the retards who are breeding like flies and they'll take over in the next half-decade.
There's only one solution. We b3tans must start breeding NOW.
*Imagines how many seconds before Rachelswipe's inbox crashes with offers*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 17:17, Reply)
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