Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Terrible parenting turned good!Ex-Mr-IckleMonkey is a fuckwit. Until recently that is. Won't go into it too much, god knows if I get started about what a fuckwit he was I would be here well into the next QOTW.
Any hoo, recently he has come to his senses, and his parental involvement is now limited to sending some money every month, woooo hooooo! It is the best thing that he could ever do for icklemonkey jr and icklemonkey jr#2.
*pop* my cherry is gone.
Icklemonkey Xxx
P.S on a recent shopping trip with my Dad I went off to buy a present for icklemonkey jr's upcoming birthday. Icklemonkey Jr and Icklemonkey jr #2 were playing happily, I thought that they were safe under the watchful eye of grandad monkey. I was gone less than 3 minutes, when I came back he had LOST icklemonkey jr #2. How I will never understand as she provides a constant and very loud commentary to the world around us. I found her 15 minutes later helping one of the ladies that worked in the shop re-fill the shelves.
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