Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My Dad exploded once, too.But he pieced himself back together using osmosis and redoubled his efforts on us kids.
He once killed me in cold blood with a 16 inch machete blade ripping me from stomach to throat and spilling my intestines all over the floor in a hideous show of glistening giblets.
Luckily we are all christians and with careful prayer, I was ressurrected and beaten for being so inconsiderate as to die.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 12:44, Reply)
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