Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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PooflakeI never said they were attractive, only improperly dressed for the situation.
They had faces like a bag of smashed crabs and a slatelayer's nailbag respectively. If you engaged in carnal activities with them you will only have had yourself to blame.
Mind you they did have bodies that would've made a monk kick in a stained glass window, so I suppose there's a caveat there about not looking at the mantlepiece when one pokes the fire.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 14:27, Reply)
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