Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Come on peopleBy Tuesday everyone is posting boring crap on subject... We skip through it all to find the stuff that Frankspencer has posted, ditto for Rachelswipe. The rest is pure chaff.
A bit of off-piste is what's really required to keep the board alive, I've been laughing like a drain this afternoon (and smelling like one into the bargain).
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 16:34, Reply)
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