Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I have just madean elaborate paper fort. My Dad showed me the basics, but this is a true monster and able to be defended by staples from the army of paperclips attacking it.
I love office work.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Aug 2007, 16:49,
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