I have a certain respect for people that 'punch out' when something makes them jump....

I just tend to go all wibbly before my eyes go as wide as dinnerplates and I make a complete twunt out of myself.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55, 2 replies)

That is because it turns you on.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:06, closed)

I posted earlier about
how Salems lot scared me shitless when I was a kid.

My Aunt and Uncle were staying with us at the time, just after it finished I went to the kitchen, and as I was walking out my uncle thought it would be funny to stand behind the door and bellow 'Aghhhhh!' in my face as I opened it.

I dropped what I was carrying, jumped on him and had him by the throat on the floor before I realised what was going on.
(username failed moderation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, closed)