A friend had a money argument in the kitchen with his girlfriend of the time (think if Michael Douglas had left his wife and shacked up with Glen Close) , which ended on his side by screwing up her fag packet (with 3 ciggies inside) . Next thing he knows she`s coming at him with a carving knife , he put his hands up and thought she`d pulled the lunge until he looked up and saw an inch of kitchen knife cheekily poking its head out of the back of his hand . Much apologies and tears , they take the knife out , wrap a tea towel around the stabbed paw and she drives him to hospital . He looks at the tea towel and thinks the bleeding had stopped until he lifted his hand off his lap and it looked like he had pissed himself with blood .

You can imagine the shenanigans when he had an affair with a friend of my wifes .
(Helikaon, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:43, 1 reply)

Isn't "being stabbed in the hand" a good enough reason to leave someone?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:15, closed)