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Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?

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I used to love her
But I had to kill her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 7:48, 38 replies)
oh man you know GnR song lyrics that's like so cool and edgy.
Welcome to 1991.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 8:45, closed)
Not only that, but
I listen to hair metal ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:31, closed)
Is the irony that you have no hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:41, closed)
No, it's that I regard myself as a cool, intellectual hipster, when actually
I'm a tragic shut-in internet virgin that weeps at the very thought of being bullied.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:55, closed)
I listen to nothing but heavy metal
This demonstrates how musically broad minded I am. I also dabble with a bit of techno; Prodigy, Pendulum, Pitch Shifter, stuff like that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:42, closed)
That is really broad-minded of you.
I bet you're an atheist and everything. I bet you don't even care what people think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:56, closed)
you saw the picture of him last week, right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:04, closed)
No - I didn't think Dozer actually existed.
Is there factual evidence he does?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:10, closed)
Not a shred.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:16, closed)
He's a myth wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in a contradiction.
All wrapped up in a duffel coat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:29, closed)
I heard he DJs for the royal family's birthday parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:33, closed)
just a turd in a shit sweatshirt...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:29, closed)
Well that narrows it down to "All of B3ta", then.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:33, closed)
nah, I have some clothes by Shit Skateboards innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:33, closed)
Ahem ...
Gnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:41, closed)
Dude. You dropped your pocket.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:44, closed)
I don't wear a sweatshirt

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:51, closed)
^ wearing a onesie.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 11:18, closed)
Lies was released in 1988.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:28, closed)
Yeah but it didn't get poplier until after Appetite For Destruction.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:32, closed)
Well, yeah, obviously. because "Appetite" was relased before Lies.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:43, closed)
No, but no one really picked up on Lies until it was advertised in Appetite.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 11:18, closed)
No, Appetite really was released before Lies.
I wasn't being facetious. Appetite was 1987. Lies was 1988. You're sure you're not thinking of "live like a suicide" which was 1986 and was the first 4 tracks of lies?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:16, closed)
LISTEN HERE! I KNOW MY GUNS N' ...
Oh.

Oh - yes - yes I am.

Shit.

Sorry about that.

Well - this is embarrassing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:19, closed)
It's OK.
Neither of us come out of this looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:27, closed)
I'm going to DKNY anyway, just to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:40, closed)
You're going to Donna Karen New York?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:07, closed)
OK then.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 15:05, closed)
wotevs
Hardly current though, are they?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:33, closed)
fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:44, closed)
Depressing

(McChinaman banned, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:23, closed)
Hahahaha isn't that Keith Lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:40, closed)
no, it's me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:42, closed)
Nice tash.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:58, closed)
thnx bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:06, closed)
Fuuuuuck
He looks like a cross between Ted Bovis and ALF.

Time is very unkind.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:08, closed)
Was she the one who told you that you're "SO MALE!"?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:28, closed)
No - that was another one.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:51, closed)

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