"Well, that escalated quickly"Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
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I once stumbled at the bottom of an escalator and flung myself into the bottom step and I was properly wobbling and nearly shit myself but then it was OK because they were actually stairs.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Descalated, surely?(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:53, closed)
No that's when your kettle is furred up.And don't keep calling me Shirley.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:25,
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Oh I see...sorry Julie.
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Don't fight over me, ladies.There's plenty to go around. And by that I mean four inches. If I breathe in and hitch my beer belly up.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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Two tokes, then pass.(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20, closed)
Now if you'd said radius we'd have been well impressed.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:29,
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Only if he followed it up with ulna.(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:13, closed)
Don't you take the pith out of my thpeech pwoblems.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:27,
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