"Well, that escalated quickly"
Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
Don't fight over me, ladies.
There's plenty to go around. And by that I mean four inches. If I breathe in and hitch my beer belly up.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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Nice circumference.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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Two tokes, then pass.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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Diameter.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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Now if you'd said radius we'd have been well impressed.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:29,
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Only if he followed it up with ulna.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:13,
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Don't you take the pith out of my thpeech pwoblems.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:27,
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