The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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I worked on a building site years ago.A joiner turned up one day, who was living in digs. Unfortunately he turned up with no tools, obviously couldn't do his job, so he decided to make himself gaffer. He spent the entire month chain smoking, his fave expression was "Fuck 'em, have a fag."
Idle fat cunt. He was a Southener too, just to add the jizz to the chin.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, 5 replies)
lulz"jizz to the chin" - Classic!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:49, closed)
My thoughts exactlywill attempt to use in conversation from now on...
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, closed)
how exactlydid he just make himself gaffer then?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, closed)
He just did.No one listened to the twat though.
We were all pretty much self employed though, so it wasn't as if we were arsed.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, closed)
I might try this.I'll stroll into somewhere that sells nice things in my bestest shirt, tell them I'm the new boss and see how much free stuff I can stroll off with before they cotton on.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:05, closed)
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