
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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The horrible sound is if you need to do an episiotomy. Now that really does make a mank sound. Tearing doesn't really 'sound' as such.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:40, 1 reply)

My ex had 5 kids, all by C-Section. By the fifth one, re-opening the scar was similar to the sound you get when you undo a zip :)
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:05, closed)

kind of like the noise when you rub your eyeballs too hard, and get patterns
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:33, closed)
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