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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.

Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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His favorite joke
which would be repeated every day without fail was,

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

[Said in a singsong voice] Brown-chicken-brown-cow...

Well, we did laugh a bit to humor him the first time.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:58, 4 replies)
I first read this just after you posted it...
and I've only just got it :(

pretty awful lol I had to do that when mine did the david brent dance. Like nervously laugh whilst thinking "oh god, why?!" I guess you have to, you can't exactly not, but by doing so you only encourage them...can't win
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:02, closed)
I still don't get it
and I've tried every melodic combination possible.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:17, closed)
Probably going to feel very stupid when I find out
but the only tune I can think of is singing it to atm is No Woman, No Cry by Bob Marley & The Wailers...
No idea why that would be funny so it's probably completely and utterly wrong. Although, that may just be the point, the fact that it makes no sense and is unfunny.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:08, closed)
bow chika bow wow
sung in a 70's porn movie style 'bow chika bow wow' it makes a little more sense...
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:33, closed)

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