The Boss
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
Turkish Delight
My last boss was a bit of a xenophobic bigot, who didn't like people eating Turkish Delight because it was a bit "Muslim".
He even put up a sign on the break room door: "EAST TREAT BANNED".
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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Genius....
....although I should point out I'm not encouraging such puns...ahem.
Have a click.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Hurrah!
Excellent work.
*click*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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brilliant!
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Now that's worthy of a click.
Very subtle ;)
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jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:23,
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Excellent punnage, sir!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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This MUST win
Cheers man!
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TheColonel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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