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Ever stolen something? Own up to the B3ta Police. Ever been the victim of theft? Grass somebody up.

Thanks to fucksocks for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:51)
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Shop Lifters
Ivor Cutler - Shoplifters

Shop lifters,
Shop lifters,
Is your shop right down on the ground?
Then let us lift it, lift it for you,
Theres plenty of room in the blue,
For your shop, and for you,

Shop lifters,
A woman whom once I know,
Had a shop, it sold bananas and calico,
She said lift up my shop,
So we lift it, two thousand-hundred yards into the sky,
She thought she was going to die,
But we gave her the big reassure,
There was plenty of room to spare,

Shop lifters,
Shop lifters.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:53, 4 replies)

shop Shirt
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(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:16, closed)

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(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:19, closed)
miserable pretentious scottish commie cunt
We miss you
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:53, closed)
4eva in r hearts

(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:38, closed)

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