kent custom bike show. romney marsh. 1996.
the people camped next to us were rudely awakened in the middle of the night by a large drunken biker falling headlong onto their tent and trapping them under the canvas as if shrink-wrapped.

it probably wouldn't have been so bad if he'd hauled himself up and gone on his way. instead, beer and drugs and sunburn conspired against him and he lay sobbing and apologising for a full ten minutes as they thrashed feebly underneath him.

i won't go into my honeymoon at kent custom the following year when a) my brand-new husband shagged a fat goth girl and b) photographs of a naked lady with a vodka bottle jammed up her hooha somehow found their way onto our camera.

second husbands are MUCH better, ladies.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:37, 20 replies)

Oooooohhhhh NOW I see where the anger comes from!
Click for use of "hooha"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:51, closed)

Hooha can also:
* be used as a call and response cheer, with one soldier exclaiming, "hooha!," and other soldiers responding in like.
* be uttered at random and in a group in order to boost morale. One or a few soldiers will begin chanting "hooha!," and then others join in.
* be used as a sarcastic remark for something specific to the Army. Sometimes used sarcastically. As in, "This detail is about as hoo-ha as it gets."
* to describe a highly motivated individual. As in, "Greenfield has been extremely Hoo-ha lately."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:14, closed)

It's also used as the punchline in one of the best* Al Pacino impressions out there
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W7RDMGf5uAs#t=66s

*Impressions are generally shit as any form of entertainment so don't hold your breath too much
( Pig Bodine., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:59, closed)

Aren't all
goth girls fat?
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:56, closed)

Naw
My mate went out with a scrawny one. He's foreign and has a fetish for thin blonde English goth chicks. He doesn't have much luck finding them in Greece though.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:59, closed)

Mrs Vagabond ain't.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06, closed)

But she can fit a vodka bottle up her hooha, right?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:11, closed)

She would make you cry, and make you say "Thank you very much".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:19, closed)

Ouch.
How long did that marriage last and what brand of Vodka was it?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:58, closed)

seven years.
dunno, but it had an eagle on it. she had it all the way in up to its wings.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:24, closed)

Wait wait, he shagged another fat girl on the honeymoon and you stayed with him for seven years?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, closed)

^ This.
I was expecting you to say '5 minutes after I found out'
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, closed)

I assumed you were a fat goth girl

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08, closed)

I assume you are correct

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13, closed)

i can advise that you are both WRONG.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:23, closed)

Ah, more of an emo then

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, closed)

Think more along the lines of 'Baldmonkey in a dress'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:19, closed)

Now I get you

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, closed)

Back in a minute
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:11, closed)

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:22, closed)