Sticking it to The ManFrom little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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I once won a competitionIt was to come up with an original offensive joke about a religion in the wake of the Muhammad cartoons, the winners of which would be read out on the 2600 radio show "Off the Wall". The idea was that there'd be a winner for each major religion and it would show how everyone should be able to take a bit of gentle ribbing. I've since heard the joke from other people, so either someone else thought of it or it has gained some traction.
Q: Why can't muslims work in accounting?
A: Because accounts depict the profit.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:28,
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My variation:Why can't Muslims own businesses?
Because they're forbidden from drawing a profit.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:15,
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