One guy who used to work in our office
had various written and verbal warnings about not doing his job. He was on his final warning and on one particular day he sat there cutting off a number of phonecalls from customers, as he really couldn't be arsed anymore.

A temporary supervisor saw this and reported him to HR about it, and he was quickly carted off to a meeting.

"I'm very sorry to say that after all the other warnings you have been given, we have to let you go."
"Ahhhh...ok, to be honest I have been struggling here. Thanks for putting up with me for so long, and is it possible for me to just get my stuff and say goodbye to a few of my friends?"

HR agreed, and the guy sulkily gets up and leaves the meeting room a bit downtrodden but not going postal.

That was until he got to his desk, where the temp supervisor was standing. The agent walked calmly upto him, then proceeded to batter 10 shades of shit out of him in front of about 100 staff. Security run in from reception and literally had to drag him off the guy and hurl him out of the building.

No thanks, I don't fancy that new supervisory position that's going, you can keep it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)