Playing snooker with a mate one time...
I thought we'd have a couple of frames so only paid for an hour - unbeknown to me, my mate had done the same.

And so the snooker marathon began...

I came out 7-1 up (which counts as Spurs 7, Arsenal 1 as my mate is a gooner), to find a ticket plastered across my windscreen politely requesting £35 - my mate was pissing himself laughing until he found a similar one on his car :)

I amusedly pointed out that my ticket cost me £5 for every frame I'd won, while his cost £35 per frame...he wasn't happy.
( snee held his breath since, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)