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(, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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Duck tape fun
Being a reasonably young lad, I still live with mum, and my sister takes it upon herself to visit everyday at 7 in THE FEEKING MORNING.

Not good, considering her "whisper" is more like singing along to music with your earphones in, not to mention the two sprogs she drags around with her...

So after months of this waking torture, I get out of bed whilst she's working the old spitflaps, wander downstairs and get the duck (yes, duck) tape out of the cupboard and proceed to cut off a piece about 6 inches long.

This found its way to my sister's wide open mouth, as commanded by me to "keep the noise down a bit".
Took better part of an hour to get off, and she had a red mark around her mouth for 3 days!

Mum couldn't stop laughing either, and I slept like a baby 'til the early evening.
So that's how I stuck it to the (wo)man.

100% true!*
*Well, 99% actually, the duck tape was a barsteward to cut.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:35, 5 replies)
She will now probably grow quite a handsome moustache in her dotage.
All old ladies do, but I'm sure hers will be the envy of the care home.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:37, closed)
I believe
That she is getting one now
(at 26!)

She will be quite the ladyman in due time.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49, closed)
is duck tape the stuff daffy uses?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:02, closed)
Duck tape is a brand of Duct tape.
as used for taping up aluminium or galvanised steel ducting.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:51, closed)
And like the Force ...
it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 4:21, closed)

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