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When was the last time you were told off? Tell us about memorable punishments you've experienced, or damn good ones you've dished out

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:14)
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I blame
the teachers.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20, 1 reply)
If there's one thing
being raised by teachers taught me, it's that it's NEVER the teachers and ALWAYS the parents. Except when it is the teachers. But it's still mostly the parents, even then.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:33, closed)
SO true.
My wife sometimes wonders why a kid behaves like they do, she then invites the parents in for a chat. Inside of 2 minutes she'll know why, and it will all be down to the parents attitude.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:36, closed)
Bring them up like marines, I say.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)
On a boat?
Under the ever-present threat of being sent to war?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45, closed)
In a world of shit with easy access to light armament.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:52, closed)
+ VERY cheap beer.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:03, closed)
First time I ever had a drink
on a military base, and realised how cheap everything was, I went a bit crazy. It was about 35p for a single malt. I ended up blitzed on beer and Laphroaig (you have to be a bit pissed to be drinking Laphroaig) and when I woke up the next morning I'd only spent about a tenner.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:31, closed)
Yup.
Double = about 35p
Can of Coke = 70p
:/
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:40, closed)
Bollocks.
Laphroaig is lush.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)
In the right context.
Sometimes, especially when I'm already tipsy, I love it. If I have a first drop of it for a while and aren't feeling brave enough to get past the initial reaction, though, it's like cough medicine.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)
I forget, is Laphroiag the one that taste of bonfire?
It's good stuff.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:24, closed)
Yep
That's a pretty good description.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)
I thought it was the one that tasted of burnt carpets

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, closed)

Laphroaig is expensive tramp fuel, Highland park is much nicer.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:52, closed)
I know someone
Who 'brings up' marines on a regular basis. Not sure if she'd be an effective deterrent for naughty kids tho.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:49, closed)

up off
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:02, closed)

brings wanks
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

wanks bums
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, closed)
Wimp.
Put me in charge and I'd make EVERY school EXACTLY like the one at the start of the EXCELLENT Kurt Russell documentary Soldier.
:D
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:04, closed)
I want a personal trainer like the one he had making that.
He was 47 years old when he filmed that, FFS!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:21, closed)
He filmed it with a BROKEN FUCKING LEG too.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:26, closed)

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